December 2011
27 posts
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Dec 12th
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Me: Do you want any help mom?
Mom: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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person: i love that team
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
Dec 10th
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Being a girl requires a shitload of crap.
(I realize that this is a self-imposed state, shush).
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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slayingdrag0ns: seaside—suicide: I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box   Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend,  Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of Dear person I had a crush on. Dear anyone
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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FAPFAPHAHAHAOVI: five4fighting:... →
five4fighting: thebergeronprocess: Someone please remind me that it would be inadvisable for me to start a criminal record. lawl “JUST BECAUSE YOU WON THE CUP DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE THE BEST even though that is exactly the point of the stanley cup which YOUR TEAM happened to…
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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OH SO NOW YOU FOUND YOUR WHISTLE YOU ZEBRA STRIPED...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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 You know I really don’t want to study when I start filling out surveys.  Are you ready to spill your guts?  Yeah Did you speak to your father today?  No Are you ticklish? Ridiculously so  What was the last thing you drank?  Chocolate milk!  Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to be with?  I think I only get asked out by guys I don’t want to be with Who was the...
Dec 6th
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When people who don't watch sports don't...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Since the start of 2011 I've: →
Since the start of 2011 I’ve: Cross off what you’ve done:  Gotten a new piercing. Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship. Been on a long car/bus journey. Passed an exam. Met someone who’s now an important part of my life. Cried on someone’s shoulder. Had a massive fight with a boy/girl . Received flowers. Had a Valentine. Written a letter using pen & paper. Gone to...
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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was it just me or was that lady behind the pens...
smatherscrosby: itsahockeynightinpittsburgh: if so, how in the world can you do that when you’re sitting right behind the whole pittsburgh penguin team? LMFAO i saw that too, people these days maaaan!
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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2AM Timmy' run. Asked and paid for 10 timbits and...
Dec 1st
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